Sunday, July 02, 2006

junk-food confessional

we have a friend - let's call her "a."

a weighs in at a whopping 126 pounds at about 5 foot seven.

in a word - thin.

in the interest of public awareness, just to encourage those of us pursuing a nutritious course while slightly mystified at the total lack weight-meltage, it has been decided to share with one and all what dear, slim a ate over the course of two days this weekend.

friday

breakfast:
one handful miss vicki's roasted red pepper potato chips
diet coke

lunch:
michelina's frozen entree
diet coke

snack:
piece of canada cake from bank
chocolate bar

appetizers:
buttermilk ranch pretzel bits
curry lays
diet coke

dinner:
big mac
french fries
chicken nuggets (shared)
diet coke

dessert:
curry lays
microwave s'mores (graham crackers, cadbury's toffee thins, marshmallows)
diet coke

late night snack:
wendy's big bacon classic


saturday

breakfast:
mcdonald's blt bagel sandwich
hash browns
diet coke

lunch:
a&w mama burger
onion rings
purdy's hedgehog (small chocolate animal full of hazelnut creme, for those not in the know)
diet coke

snack:
hedgehog

dinner:
loaded potato skins (shared)
fried dill pickles (shared)
1/2 rack pork ribs in bbq sauce
fries
steamed vegetables
water (an aberration)

dessert:
starbucks blended vanilla creme (with whipped cream)
starbucks peanut butter chocolate square (shared)
diet coke

later evening snack:
hedgehog
diet coke
woody's ice raspberry (cooler-type beverage)
diet coke
organic mango (there were no chips in the house)
strawberries (and no more hamburgers)
diet coke
diet coke
diet coke

i would like to add that, as far as i know, this is not a typical two days in a's diet. to be fair.

and in closing, in case anyone was wondering, m would like to let you know that today it is too hot to live (86 degrees at 10am - it's too much - this is why i left texas for canada - however, i saw a sign yesterday stating that there were on average 58.7 days of summer in canada - that works for me!).

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