this is what has happened so far this week.
- monday, morning, burned right arm on oven taking lunch out (about 2 inch burn)
- monday, afternoon, bleeding hangnail at work, had to apply dodgy fabric bandage
- modnay, night, beginning of allergic reaction on finger tip of left hand ring finger (dodgy bandage to blame)
- tuesday, all day, allergic reaction progresses, terrible itching ensues, finger tip swells up like a giant strawberry
- wednesday, afternoon, fell backwards off yoga ball in living room, smashed right ankle into bookcase, did undetermined damage resulting in persistent soreness to left knee
- wednesday, all day, allergic itching continues, pustules begin forming
- thursday, morning, scratched left forearm on cabinet door corner
- thursday, all day, allergic swelling continues, as does itching, as do pustules
- friday, all day, see thursday, all day
- friday, night, spend $200 on comics (oops!)
- saturday, morning, shaving, received identical nicks on the shin of each leg
don't give this woman a baby!!!